Now that Davidson’s tricks have all been revealed, maybe we can go back to talking about literally anything else besides the penis of the guy who broke Kanye West’s brain. So that’s the secret to a successful love life - be sweet, be vulnerable, be a star on SNL and have a near-foot long schlong. On his friend’s popularity with the planet’s most beautiful and successful women, Pharoah claims that it’s not all anatomy that’s causing Davidson’s dating career to be one of the most accomplished in recent history, saying, “You gotta have everything in the relationship, and that’s the thin line. Said Marc Maron during a recent episode of WTF, “This is the first time in history that a global rise in anti-Semitism was started because a clown’s d- was too big.” Allegedly, his highly publicized relationship with the most popular Kardashian was the spark that started the dumpster fire that is Kanye West’s latest meltdown. The speculation about Spade is so widespread that it has taken on something akin to urban legend. Despite Davidson’s attempts to downplay his downstairs blessing, his crotch has been even more popular than his comedy following his string of flings that has included the likes of Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, and, most recently, Emily Ratajkowski. Many have speculated that the reason for Spade’s dating history has something to do with the size of his penis, which is a rumor that also trails another SNLer, Pete Davidson, so much that he commented upon it in his most recent stand-up special. To refresh your memory, in 2018 Grande cheekily mentioned on social media that her then-beau was well hung.
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